A friend who is Chinese who has never before been to Norway told me about her
welcome to Norway recently. She said she was the only non-Norwegian arriving
- judging by appearances, I guess. At customs she was stopped and asked the
usual series of questions:
why have you come?
what is the purpose of your visit?
who have you come to visit?
where does he live?
do you have the actual address?
what will you do when you are here?
where will you ski?
which mountain will you ski?
what is the name of the mountain you will ski on?
Then the bag search
what is this?
what is it for?
why did you bring it?
The customs officer see her USA passport. "Oh sorry, I didn't realise you had a US passport. Please pass through customs."
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