A close relative from Australia had just come over from Greece. She waxed lyrical
about the ancient Greek civilisation that she had just experienced. "Not like
the Greeks of today - all poopheads".
She then told me a story of how she left her wallet in a cafe and the cafe owner
had sent a taxi after her bus so it would catch up with her. I said, they're
not all poopheads then are they? She agreed, that actually they're not at all.