Welcome to Perth
Greeted by two uniformed security guards/police at perth domestic airport sniggering at a group of oriental nuns.
I asked them where the lockers for left luggage could be found. They looked at me with theatrical shock.
"They've been taken away since September 11th." I didn't say, Forgive me for not realising that Perth is now an international target for anything other than yacht races
Outside attempting to buy a ticket for the shuttle bus to the city, I had the pleasure of having to deal with 2 white middle aged can't-you-take-a-joke types. I baulked from giving them my non-anglo-celtic name, leaving it to K to give her 'much easier' details. I just knew the string of one-liners I would be in for.